Day 3 – Huckaby to Jim Thompson to secret trails 13 miles 1940 vertical (focker wins the vert bet).

Breakfast of champions – then LUTC realized he has a cracked frame.  So Bizare bike fix #23 – loyd rides with a strap – on – you know, to pull his crack together.  See picture – it worked.  Huckaby parking area a bride shows up and wants some pictures (focker left his “wedding tackle” at home).  Down huckaby, fun trail, some steep stuff, then good climb – focker is having some altitiude problemos – or just hot flashes again.. MEN o pause..  Makes him look more gay..  He flats – Pit crew fix’s him up..  Up more then down some gnarly stuff – one walking section. Focker finds a “spare” vertebrae on the trail – human lumbar #6,7 – im sure we can use them for a bizarre bike fix at some point on this trip..   To slickrock path along oak creek we run into a local that gives us sh!t within 5 seconds – nice guy – Up another climb to the highway (after oak creek crossing)..  I take wrong turn and we do  useless loop, then Wilson canyon trail to jim Thompson trail – boring up, way fun down, similar to porc. Rim.  Good rock downs,.  To secret trails (Jordan trail that fizzles and splits)..  Cool single track, lots of adrenaline, hard ups, swoopy stuff, fantastic views and we even hit devils kitchen!!.   Road ride back – then we had an SUV misadventure looking for cow pies – Focker skeptical of my driving too fast on the edge of the cliff is holding on to the dashboard just like the toilet bowl after a night of tequila.   ”Its so big I cant even fit it in”   new rock formations found by team Bikerag – big nose rock (with a bugger even), and chain tool rock..

Were back early its 1:30 – leftover jambagumby – coffee – hottub.. 

5 virgin cows ready for a poking – unfortunately they all have diareha

Day 3 part II – Turkey trail – house mountain solo ride.. 13 miles, 950 vertical.

                I didn’t feel as dead as focker and lutc, so I figured I should log some more miles and even the playing field.  Road ride down valley verde – looking for trails – I realize my rear derailure hangar is stripped and this is why my derailure is in the spokes.  Fock..  Anyway to the turkey trail, starts out fire road, to dead end parking area, single track trail that’s pretty cool, windy, some rocks..  Then up – steep – tight (heh heh)..  Up up some hike a bike, I end up at some peak wit a couple splits in the trail, I venture a bit but not sure where these trails go..  So I double back – awesome down – couple close calls, sandy washout drops..  Way back I take some other trails and end out doing a loop and I almost made it to the turkey tanks (or something – little did I know I WAS 50 feet away.. )  Back to the dead end – I only saw 2 hikers – ahhhh peace and quiet.  Back home I see a couple trail heads that may have completed my loop – Some barebacks on horsies made my day…  Maybe it was an apparition..  Back home fockers legs are locking up randomely as he watches bad TV.  Kids making noise in the background – focker QOTD “where do they come from” – boxes gary they come from boxes….

                Focker retires at 7:00, but not before finding LUTC a nice blow up doll to sleep on..  It even came with a pump.  Crash bros and scooter arrive late, and find the house with the landmark homemade 2x4 mini seesaw in the driveway.  Scooter and company have similar yet COMPLETELY diffent stories about airport security.  Scooter gets the wand, but goes beep at his waist so they went digging down his pants to search for a “lethal weapon”..  He didn’t seem to distraught about it .  Crash bros are jonesing to ride – Scooter wants to ride around the neighborhood looking for little school girls to hot tub with..  No Joke..  Bet its pretty focking cold in CT right now!!!  Suckers!!  Wish more of the crew was here, but on the other hand it is nice to get riding before NOON!!