Extra Virgin......  Quite the last minute posse for this one - Spence
(EP - english proffesor), Brian, tracy, diana, allyson (MC magic cat -
welcome to the jungle), big steve, Keith (LB lawn boy), and myself
(pukemaster) rode tyler kill.  Out to the big maze, EP takes the pole
position, pretty dry, Di is not liking 9 speed quite yet and keeps
kicking her bike.  First obstacle is a new platform with 4 ft ramp next
to the blair witch pentagram - I was the only taker - lamo's, First try
was tree diving practice next floated up.  Lots of sliding.  To the drop
FEAR, Flashbacks - I guilted myself into it and made it with VERY little
style - heart is still pounding.  To 12 1/2 walls - over the slick rick
bridge, EP dabs once and I clean it twice, but still too dirty for the
crew.  Tracy pulls a superman tree diving move off the embankent and
ties my record for distance from the bike.  EP Cleans the BIG slippery
log, Di and I miss it several times.  MC's shifters break (better now
than this weekend!!!).  To the 1/2 moon trail, LB takes a nice drop
spill (similar results to a drop kick).  Brian makes the nemesis wall
11.  Nice technicalites I must say.  Lots of good moves from everyone.
About to venture to granny land - MC misses her granny.  And I'm not
allowed to USE my granny any more (she's putting her foot down).  LB
Flats, and we ride back in the dark.  Anyone else bloody, black and blue
dizzy and confused today??
    A gormet meal and off to S&S.  Di is impressed.  She is doubting
that I don't drink "the usual jon?" says dawn the flashing bartender -
oh I mean the bartender I have never seen or talked to before.  Lynn (in
prostitute attire as promised)  and bradford were there - he rode west
hartkill reservoir..  Oh and lynns favorite Whine "I wannnna go to
miamieee".  Lisa #8 (with pigtails) looks soooo inocent, and I refrain
from chasing her across the dance floor, but chase Di instead.  I point
out brillo head.  Stole some sunglasses from a drunken blind man passed
out in the flaming tub.  Really, its shear coincidence that I keep
runnning into people I know here!!  The young blonde bartender (rookie
pay attention to this one)  gets a wet spot right on the center of ther
right subtle pouting breast - tooo funny -- Yes I am easily amused, I
offer to make a similar spot on her left and we get kicked out, by tiny,
the 280 lb biker dude tatooed bouncer (who watches soap operas and is
quite sensitive).  PJ has almost lost her gravitational field!  Ok thats
all - sorry for the lame recap - very little bad conversation.

Rating - 4 handfulls of HOT, steamy, chilli like, pukecycle green/brown,
thick and creamy puke, with chunks of raw fish,  - leaking between your
fingers onto your bare feet (that your dog is now licking, ruf! ruf! -
wag wag) ----- Hey thats pretty sik  sit ubu sit - good dog!

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