S Mon - Seniore' dab-alot and I rode gay city - every trail but one plus 1 at case. Started at birch - to blackledge - Right on red (yes its the law) - Lisa #3 sighting - gary has never seen me pedal soooo fast and ironically 1/4 mile later we see a cop ( I cringe) - probably about to arrest me for riding my bike on state park property or looking for a good gay bashing... anyway - again me pedaling fast. Nemesis climb on the orange split rock conquered (4 attempts). Then a few misadventures, bushwhacks and some NT on the trail that went down (I was ready for another lap 12 miles). I dabbed 3 times - gary lost track at 42 - hence the name, are those hot flashes coming back?? - Nice ride! tues - triathlon - run 2.5 miles (getting chased by lisa#3) - ride case 8 miles in the rain - bar hop. The girl scout camp-5:30- MOAS, al (not my father), and myself (dressed in my "I'm paranoid of hunters outfit"- blinding orange on orange) left on the yellow (MOAS tricked me into doing the big rock then bailed - wimp) then new white to NEW blue (gps in hand). Its just misting out. New blue I learn I shouldn't launch on top of rocks I will never be able to ride off (thats not good). Back on the old blue - al is keeping up pretty good - jay dismounts in the rock garden. Its starting to rain so we head to the slick rock climb. NO success in the nemesis rock garden. Up the slickrock (its pouring out) one dab for moas and I. I even rode the santiago cliff on the way down (bit slippery). Back through the swamp to the fern trail (bring your machete next time). To cold miserable downpour fort trail to PINK to home. Nice Ride, we are soaked to the bone. We couldn't seem to find the hungry tiger without LB. Post ride I met big steve at steve & sullys (FREAKS O Plenty), then spigot, then federal (drive by). Where are les (building rock walls) and LB (must be fertilizing). LB - you need to join us soon for a ride for the following reasons 1- beth just emailed me to tell me your getting out of shape "she said you look like homer simpson" Doh!!! ha 2- Post ride carbo loading has diminished and we can't find the bar. 3- As you can see the ride recaps are getting a little dull. 4- That rocky mountain frame of yours only has a warranty if you USE it!! 5- The new gps of yours is sick and tired of mapping out your lawn mowing, and edging routes. 6- I have vats of cry baby soup stored up for you, I even had a cup or 2. sorry for the abuse LB but when you dont even show up for the post ride drinking, well lets just say that I am sincerely concerned!! - The Bastard - Got Ice??