First it would probably be easier to list who wasn't there last night (and even they showed up later at eli's)...  But here we go crash test, crash and burn, brick, TT, Tom, Barbie, orange steve, MF, PIT, Natch, FOcker, PMD, trouble, puke - a not so sweet 15..  Lots of wife/part swapping before the ride then - Welcome to the jungle - lots of twanging and branch snapping behind me, our group is just a tangled up mess..  First crazy downhill, lots of takers CT, CB, Puke, Barbie, brick clean, PMD relentless clean, everyone else walked it with style..  CB burns up a spoke.  Gonzo downhill CT sort of tries - insanity.  LEFT!.  To the downhill section, I slide off the course, CT almost right behind me.  No injuries, to chineese wall, I had to squint to see through the laurel but cleaned the whole dam thing (up to the log that PMD flew delta on).  PMD over the bars whacks her knee, gets a but rub and thank god it wasn't her chest - phew..  We are one hurting crew - havent seen natch or trouble in a while?  Wheres focker?  Here he is.. Onward CT splits, our group is dwindling.  CT and CB get all bloody on some rocks.  Group splits again focker pmd and airborne tom express (ate), take the easy route.  Sik downhill for us - brick and babs follow me down it - wow - nice..  LOts of nice makes from Brick - riding very solid - I still dont want him as a HI-tech partner though as im thinking all female team too (me the resbian trapped inside  a mans body)... Anyway  PIT following me over all kinds of tech's is BACK even with his new DIT status (that's dancer in training - he is working at Chippendales to help pay for the new adult diapers he needs to wear - doh - actually its dad in training)  MEANWHILE natch decides to end his ride early by sharpening a large stick and forcing it through his leg.  Trouble was there wet nurse style with a medical kit to stop the leg from bleading monty python style.  Natch did you get a picture of it - damm?!  We are a hurting group - as it is - barbie left with a broken rib, focker and ATE with focked up knees, Burn with bruises, and of course I was feeling mental as usual..  

    Follow the orange helmet to Elis where we Barbie tried to eat deep fried pickles, brick had allys "onion ring" - yes those dam kids, you might say brick had a strawberry blonde too..  I had a curry wrap which helps me with riding all those Indian named rides (oh wrong type of indian I guess - off to the casino for training)..  Since ally is getting deported on friday (back to Lithuania) and PMD is quitting today (or tomorrow) they decide to mud arm wrestle for the extra $5 in the kitty..  Bob from the alumni riding group shows up and eats a salad - Dead beat and errand boy show up after a smoke signal ride at case, but had no interesting ride stories to tell.. 

Nice ride - the rating is simple -   4 pints of Split stream Toilet bowl asparagus piss after sex froth you just mistook for Eli's crafted beer.  With chocolate covered hot balls floating on top.  To make it worse it was after gay sex froth and the balls were chocholate covered by DIT JR's diapers..  

PS - BAN voyage to MF - hope your last ride in CT was a good one - have fun tipping cows and eating lots of cheese up there, try to stay away from K-mart..

PSS - Any good hospital stories natch