Special Sauce Olympics at Valley falls - 2 broken bikes

Stop the insanity - LUTC weather watch scared most away, but the die 
hards showed up - Crash and burn (the king of diss (mount)) Crash test 
(apperently no fear), BRICK, Scooter, MOAS, PMD (trail map in hand - 
tracks us down at #3).  First up trials, unbelievable showing, crash bros 
and scooter kicked some butt, I was video bitch..  See site for pics - do 
I even have to tell you?  CT nailed a really sick ramp right out of the gate,
- scooter almost cleans #1 but was hesitant on the 6" wide drop log..  Next 
crash bros clean my nemesis east coast west coast - cool video of craig..
THunder is in the distance, so its time to log some miles- down the bushwack
rock downhill above the gonzo ladder (BTW that was my first time down it)
Crash Test looks at gonzo and uses his skull for once.. MOAS 
bails (he pulled a loyd en-route)   quick ride up the
ridge, across the slick rock areas, then SIK downhill we ALL make..  Brick
crashed a "little" at the bottom but we looked away..  PMD did some sort of 
elbow smear but sickest line.. I pulled off the middle line for the first
time - phew..  to yellow soup can loop..  Crash and burn cleans the uphill
I dab (must have been the camera weight)..  Train up the big rock - PMD 
came close..  Brick makes it..  Ridge (thunder), timing impecible..  Down the 
yellow - sweet - couple of pile ups - crash and burn land in the bushes
pmd loving those new brakes - still no rain so back to the trials area.  I snap my 
derailure clean and pull a scooter, PMD pushes me from behind..  More crazy stunts
burn taco's his wheel on the hump log dismount tree hug.. meanwhile brick is over
hopping up on the wrecked car, getting tangled up in a tree!! We jog up to more stunts
crash & scooter impressing us all..  Both make the first 2 then crash cleans the 
really high one!!  He almost talked himself into the big seesaw but didnt want 
to show off much more.. Thunder - lightning - dark - very dark.. Run back to the 
car..  Not a drop till the ride home..  GREAT ride, sorry I cut the loop short in 
fear of torrential rain not agreeing with sony..

Rating - 5 full over the top buckets of raw dollar off meat marinating in gasoline
for the next lethal picnic at the compound, with some special olympic sauce on the
side..  You wonder whats in the special olympic sauce do ya - well all those amputated
appendiges have to go somewhere, why not my blender.. bones are good for cry baby 
soup stock OK that was my second third personality - I take that back - PM

























I spit in your general direction - phatewah