If i only had a brain!

TGIF - Gstring, crash once whipped and myself in search of new stunts at the falls..  G'string bringing down the conversation right out of the gate "just you me and crash - so its a threesome"..  So g-string is borrowing budhas bike after much begging and pleading, but he doesnt know it will be flying off every ridiculous stunt out there (I voided those pics for you GS)..  So crash whipped is supposedly no longer whipped by his girlfriend anyway, therefore he is now TEAM CRASHTEST or TC..  So off to stunt #1 the easy stunt they made harder, many attempts crash's head meets rock, off to a good start..  G-string slid off once, I bystanded..  Next stunt - crash test is dressed like a snoopy red baron in a biplane, except his scarf is from one of the gold club dancers and no I did not take a wiff after it has been flossed with..  anyway....ridiculouse whipeout by TC - see video - best crash video yet, amazing lifestar wasnt needed..   NExt see saw, TC cleans..  And then my nemesis east coast, west coast ramp..  Crash cleans then drops off the next one.. Onwards to new gonzo 7 foot high ramp..  Much contemplation, no takers..  Time to "ride", more stunts seen popping up in the distance..  Down nice short tech rocks to reservoir, up up up up up up up,,,,  yes its a climb... up up  to top then nice gnarly downhill, crash cleans 4" behind me as we have some bad conversation and impress many MTBWalkers..  GS dabbed once, but I think he had to stop to get the string out of his butt..  To soup can yellow loop - up up up up up up, then nice down, back to car..

Next - climb - PC - Just one great quote from jeanie "I dont mind the rope burns so much" - a popular girl at the gym... DoH

Sat ride at case with TT, CGM, focker, pmd and myself..   Great ride, good pace, lots of vertical, stunts a plenty..  PUkecycle was on fire (or was it just my ass?!) , TT got a bloody nose, pmd was busy watering the wildlife, ken was creeking away..  ON to focker - these are original quotes "I wacked it again" "I wacked it here last night" "I wacked it hard last night".. "doh my knees"  And to answer your question trouble, I was not there last night when he wacked it and yes I have witnesses to prove it..

Rating..  She had lips like night crawlers, an ass like a rock, hair like straw.... She was just a garden of love, waiting for planting.  Translation one necrofeliac wading in bodies of rotten flesh at the crematory run by highly irresponsible people..

Nice ride, nice climb, nice ride, good game nice game - its a viscouse cycle  Puke