OH my head.

Day 2.  So I just got my bike, and have been in moab for less than 24
hours and just got pulled over by moabs finest.  ‘Boy I hope there's a
death in the family or a serious medical problem for you to drive like
that - you were going 45 in a 30!' phew I was relieved - I thought I ran
someone over again or something..  So I am 50 ft from the hotel (really)
and I am waiting for the crew to walk back from breakfast as I was there
for like 20 minutes with the blue lights behind me (or gary with the
video).  So the redneck gives me the ticket and after making me roll up
my sleeves ( I thought he was going to cuff me) and seeing no track
marks ( I looked like a gangster rapper to him too) - he decides to
waive the no seat belt..  Bad cop no donut.. Breakfast, I pour maple
syrup into my coffee instead of my F toast, and proceed to impress Gary
with my driving skills.... Reverse, drive and nuetral, houston we have a
problem PMD follows suit..   So the forcast is for heavy snow and its
blue sky and toasty, for about 10 minutes then blizzard like conditions
- the concensus - f-it lets hit the slick rock and see what happens.
PMD and many others dressed like polar bears we rode on wet slippery
rock for about 20 minutes in the snow, Lost loyd and circling steff turn
around, and it gets reall nice out.  We all disrobe and ride on.  Listen
to me know believe me later - sunny and 70 degrees..  We are all
sunburned and I am completely and utterly full of the smelly stuff..  It
was maybe 45 though and we were loving it.  Updraft arch - no-one fell,
I almost did on the 5.3 climb in my spd's.  Seniore p is looking ill -
there are no trees to hide behind for relief and he's holding it in.
Big steve kicking butt on drops, bryan in middle ring, ...  Back to the
westwoods for hot tubbing and bad conversation - talks of loyd re-using
steve condoms due to his surgeon like packing skills.  So gary asks big
steve to look at our tv because the channels went out and he proceeded
to bash it with his right hand for 2 minutes - it works now - (steve is
the owner of snows electronics if you ever need his services, he can
drop kick audio equipment too.. Keith called -  message from the front
desk said he is being detained in salt lake city.

Rating - So your bubbling away in the hot tub, champagne wishes and
caviar dreams.... Until 4 stretched out and crusty bloody used condoms
float by..  Thats the good news, the bad news is #5 is probably stuck to
your head.  Top that off with some floating heroin seringes and you have
our first day of riding.