Day 7 fruita and some day 8 Well right now I am sitting in another plane waiting for them to replace an instrument (re-ass-uring), I think the pilots mastercard just got rejected from the fuel guy though. Fruita - early start, nice scenic ride, saw some ass on the way. PD finally ready to ride with rental bike miss daisy later known as miss piggy, seniorita P riding trouble, (not rich, the bike trouble), and I am know riding hogi yogi formerly known as brunswick. Snow, sun and of course 3-way sex orgies were in the air.. We headed out immediately to new terrain - rutgers loop (nice snowy singletrack), to marrys loop, to horse thief bench (or horse transporter bench) where I left my sunglasses LBI twins say they will fetch them.. What else did we loose on the trail -? Oh roofussess watch., back to marry's - loyd, steff, senioreta' P and trouble bail to marry, hail to marry and even say some hell mary's. Ok They are kicking us off the plane now - gotta go - more later.. It seems the pilot must have spilled his drink on the console again.. So we all run back to ticketing and get in a 200 ft long line. Some punk tries to cut and Loyd steps in and kicks some butt, the crowd cheers. We get up to the counter and utter confusion, make a long story short we end out running back to terminal 7 with fruita-ized legs and beg the ticket lady to let us on - she does - we are such a freaking charming crowd huh? Get on the plane - lots of dirty looks. I sit down next to this babe in leather pants and di gets jelouse after I help her with her coat.. That was a joke - a BIG joke.. Actually she is so big that she cant reach her bag on the floor.. Guess what they cant get the plane started.. Hector the plane mechanic drives up the big jump starter and keeps shrugging ? I don know why the plane wont start?? Black to black red to red right.. He puts the two leads together and shows some sparks... Ok it started and we are airborne back to fruita.. So after the bail (should I get a cocktail? - stupid question) back on lions loop - insane climb, crazy technical rim ride - how cool - tad exposed in parts.. Onto troy built (lawn boy should have been there), Ally is not feeling well but is hanging in there like a trooper. Im sure the view and awesome weather got her through the day.. Troy built was much easier than lions loop last year but the snow mud combo was a bitch - I don't thing anyones bike was working well by the end - did I say working well - I meant working at all. Hogi yogi even had some troubles.. 25 kick ass miles (if you took that evil sand road back).. Seniorita P goes home and gets goo on his hand, brewery t=shirt guy gets a kick out of the abuse. PB changes into a skirt and follows me back to moab. Hey I just realized there is a dog sitting behind me.. Right now I am sandwiched and cant even get a sandwich. Bet you a dollar our luggage cant get there from here.. Coffee - no donuts - no freakin meal - 2 lard asses get one - not like they need it or anything - so just me and my luna bar again. Not like I havent consumed like 95 of them so far this trip. Double chin over here is sleeping and the computer booting just woke him up out of a sound sleep - too bad I don't have an audio clip of a diving b-1 bomber to play for him. Guy next to me reading my focking recap again... Its like spying on chicks in the victoria secretions dressing room, except completely different (not that I would know). The gravitationally challenged lady next to me is reading romance novels hopefully living vicariously through others and yes I am a hypocrit.. By the way I was in seat 5e PMD in 5b and seniore P was in the (occupied/unnocupied) section.. Economy plus 5" more leg room - how about some more ass room. Gary is trying to make a date at Steve & sullys. Jay was asked where is your ticket - reply st loise. Then after a luggage search is removed from the plane for a razor that looks like a bomb. United airlines welcomes you to chicago... Those of you continuing to boise can leave the plane for 15 min and come back with your short stub - maybe I will just get off and get some gu.. We are on our last flight now - my ass is numb - please don't tell mad-dog. Loyd is trying to call someone - anyone to pick up circling lampless steff, I suggested holding a sign up for Miss stepanie. Hope loyds camera equipment made it on board!! Oh its photography equipment but its not frajile?? Right on helmet boy. Rating - 24 SPD pedals full of cow dung, in the back seat with you on a 4 hour ride.