Plenty of notice for this ride batman - Ninham - 12:30 - Brabie the first to arrive, He leaves 3 times and comes flying into the parking lot, just so he can pull his jim rockford entry, but to no abail, the lot is still empty..  Finally donna matrix (3dm) & CBS (Sauna) show up..  Then Jelly (Gi Jane and SSK), Throw in some hot lips, Puke & PMD (Jiana, or mangina)..  And we have a crew...

So we notice this is a 100% santa cruz ride Blurs, bullits, hecklers superlights, Dam.. Take 24 pictures of the crew for PMD, got one good one..  Out on 50 feet of new trail, to pond, past some hunters with "big guns" and missing teeth, to short ST that PMD skips..  Its wet..   What happened??   To Twisty rock trail #1, PMD all fired up front, cleans all the hills we walked up last week!!  3d misses a turn and starts riding backasswards (cheater)...   Left turn, log ride, left up hill, I slow down and make GI dab!!  YES...   Onward, left turn, bring my saw next time for the tree downage..   Log ride, to FR, to log ride, to log ride with GAP, I QM twice, almost falling on SSK..   Jane finally gets it..  Up FR to semi secret newish trail..   CBS finds a clothes line huck, hits it slow, GI-2, Onward, some roller, 2.3 footer, Root beer fear hits quite nicely...   Barbie lands a hair nose heavy because he wants to get every penny out of that front suspension..  Donna goes down on a small tree, Pretty soon CBS is down..  GI hits the double stump jump, CBS too, onward..

At some point Hot lips wants to know where GI=Janes balls are, he blushed..

Barbie falls up a rock and lands 10 feet away, I get the down line that CBS showed me last time..  Barbie full of entertainment almost looses it again, hes a train wreck waiting to happen..  Hmm what next..   More trail, up down, rocky fun, leafy, etc..  35 foot roller (handicapped accessible), Jane and I clean, ride on, steep down, I wait, and wait and wait..  SOme other riders pass, proving to the rest we are actually on a trail and not just a pukemaster bushwack session..   Go up hill to find 3d in shambles, surrounded by an empty handed medical team..  Now if she was on her bike, there would be no problem, but she tried to walk down the 35 ft slickrock, and got "stuck in a hole?" ro something..  Yes im dislexic today...  And lazy too..  Yet not too lazy to write about my laziness... I got stuck in a hole last night, so I can relate..  Onward..   So the dilma, 3d's knee is sanp crackle pop - FOCKED, can barely hobble and theres no sleezy route home, even with the magical bikerag map that CBS will never again leave in the car.. So next 2 miles we have a hobble fest, after I loan her some gonadvill...  No I dont want it back..

GI and SSK share there stories of HID purchases, actually, think we can change SSK to ssk because she cant afford the caps or the high beams...

We did hit some more good stuff on the slow ride home...  Jane cleaned the big log ride, I couldn't get my ass over the lip, without dabbing like a school girl..  PMD wrecked over the log stump fell 5 feet to her ass's demise..  She wants everyone to know that if there is blood dripping out of her shorts, that its "not that time of the month"   Meanwhile, 3d & steve find the fire road home, but not before one more painfull fall in the mud by donnamatrix..   Gi shows us some new lines of course, we ziggle and zaggle making it back well before sunset..

Lots of post ride freestanding, then we split up..  I hear that barbie got some phone numbers left on his car at a mexican resteraunt or something??   What a chick magnet, how was she... 

Great Game - 5 gonadvils, but you have to gnaw thru 100 lbs of decaying cow brains with your teeth to find them..

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