Recap Translator (new crapola in BOLD)

Nice teeth - see below

Perfect breasts (o)(o) 
Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + ) 
Perky breasts (*)(*) 
Big nipple breasts (@)(@) 
A cups oo 
D cups { O }{ O } 
Wonder bra (oYo) 
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ ) 
Lopsided breasts (o)(O) 
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O) 
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p) 
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o/ 
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( - )( - ) 
Android Breasts | o | | o | 
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($) 


Trailsurfer Nicknames
New Nicknames - listed from most lame girlie girls on top to most extreme on the bottom!!
  • RPL3000 = Little game
  • k8tie - WN wet nurese, RN rambling nurse
  • K - Kuddles
  • Ireene - Ireen to the left (ITTL), I cream to the left
  • Eric - Stoopid - ET - Eddie torres the extra testicle - FW - Front whiper
  • EMS tim - vwaddict - Drunken Mechanic
  • Rod from moab = Rod Lightening
  • MOAS - New name by GI Jane - Master Of All Suffering
  • Nebraska = Booger although he and nobody else will own up to it.. Dammit..
  • BLT = Bruce Lee with Tits
  • Liz = Twinkle Toes, upgrade to LBS LIttle Brown Spot
  • Sherpa = Grand master B - Roadie bastage
  • Berkshire Bill = Wild Bill, creator of kill bill cross stuntry park
  • Crash's Little Bro = Crash Puppy
  • Mally = Matt & Ally
  • Jelly = Gi Jane & kelly
  • Jiana = Jon & diana
  • xcs0923 (Jeff) - MQ Many Questions
  • I ride the G Spot (frank) - Dirty Frank, Nose Dive,
  • Lila - ML - MonaLila
  • Chris - CC - Contemplation Chris - till we find a better one
  • TQ - Tofu Queen
  • OBD - Other Brother Daryl
  • 24 hours Bob - Anniversary Bob
  • Bob - Tubless Bob, Rim job bob RJB
  • Rob - SRR Smuggling Raisins Rob
  • TTT's wife - supplement betty
  • Donna - 3dm Dirty Dancin Donnamatrix - Gimpy D, the Gimptress
  • Steve - CBS - Crazy Bastard Steve - Little Weenie Steve LWS, SB Salty Balls (keeps the hand job in his front pocket).
  • Tony - Antonio - A to the mother fockin Z or MFZ for short
  • Matt P. - Sweet and Low - SNL - Thanks Anklebiter
  • Derek - GI Jane, Air Jane, PK Porn King
  • Kelly - Super Skirt SSK, Now SN Super Nurse, or KLO
  • Vaugn - Mr X, Xongman, Beastmaster, CL Crash Land
  • Anthony P - AnkleBiter,  Stretch Nuts, BeafEater, BeefBiter, Gamezilla, The Big Game,
  • Joe - Lefty - Joe Dirt - Joe skirt - joe huck - Joe pink - No pink - Dirty Joe
  • Mark H. - Glider (thanks Hot Lips, no I didn't forget)
  • Matt H - HLM - Hot Lips Mechanic
  • Allison - Nurse Betty, Ossifer betty
  • Fritz -  Rick Shaw (but I forgot why - have to get his business card up on the site though!)
  • John - HF (Huck Fin) I was going to say that's lame, DOH, now I get it - nice nickname HLM
  • Mastercam Matt - Splatt for now - working on a better name, anything japanese - Miso head - sushi nutz, unagi, edamame etc...  New Name = Dr Seus
  • J. Buda - Hopping John,  Stretch, Boomhower
  • Dave - Pavement Dave, roadie Dave, S&M dave
  • Don W. & better 75% - First Alert for now
  • Matt L. - Quesadilla Man or Taco man if your name is rookie and cant spell like me!! CM contemplation man
  • James  - Rookie, webmasterbater, but mainly just rookie, Garter Belt
  • Nikki - Webmistress, Rookies Cookie
  • Doug - Neeps
  • Tom - BT, let just make it BLT for no reason..
  • Dave H - Tall Dave, Pregnant Dave, Prego Dave
  • John - Formerly arnold, now MM mostly Muscles, soon to be JAT Johnny air time..
  • jon p- PM (PukeMaster), Bastard, Nose Dive, Full Face, Tweeter (thanks mr x), riding Root Beer Fear, or Root Beer Float Chicken Focker, PMaster, mr PM, Mr PooPooPants, Mamma Puke, stupid puke, pukesan, FINGER DIAPER
    diana - PMD -puke mistress di, MBAF (mountain BIke action Figure)
    dave m - mad dog
    john n - natch johnson
    jody - bud man
    steve  - big steve, dead beat steve, buffalo head,
    keith   - lawn boy, buddha, drunk boy, 911
    gary   - seniore Pissalot, focker, BIG BIRD
    tedd - lawn boy junior, teddy smooth
    mark  - shake and bake, columbus, dj-coffee e, Tony Hawk Pro Skater THPS, Tony Hawk Male Prostitute, Toe Hook Male prostitute, Pimp Master Toe Hook, Shake & Hook, Shake and Pimp, Pimpin Tony etc. Etc etc..  THCM Tony Hawk Contemplation Master
    rich   - trouble, anchor.com
    loyd - lost loyd, LUTC (loyd under the covers)
    steph - circling steph
    steve l   - clydsdale
    ken  - cgm clean green machine - pit - puke master in training
    KC
    ally - mf - magic fingers, gutter girl, Trashy
    katherine - cellular girl
    brian - brick,
    sue - naked sue - NS - Biker chick
    ron - captain ron - ??  whatever happened to captain ron??
    chris  - barbie
    dan - superman
    craig - crash test (CT), crash whipped (CW), Team Crash TC, CWTM (crash way too much)
    bryan - crash and burn
    crash brothers - team crash
    jay - MOAS (Master of all suffering)
    tracy - Hot Lips, or BS Blonde Snob (riding the new audi) - Crash Lips, EnDOH
    Todd Stew - SS (sock stuffer), Captain Sock, self proclaimed upgrade Huckin Heckler, TS Tube Stuffer
    Todd Sim - TT (Tubeless Todd), TTT Tshirt Tubless Todd - Beaver Cleavage
    Frank - The Cable Guy, SHORE
    Lori - SG - Super genius - WC Wile Coyote
    Tony - DrHud
    Jess - just Jess
    Stu - G-string