Day 4 -   Dead mans pass – alfredhitchcockscomb trail.  20 miles 1600 vertical.   Fisting monkeys.   The whole church must get drunk

                The whole crew – not to ready for a ride.  Craig – who we plan to hire for meaning less tasks like stretching out climbing shoes and erasing trails – has a hole in his tire.  Neil “couldn’t get it in the box” – maybe he needs a target – hold everything – finally an idea I can patent – beaver targets..  Tangent sorry..  So I make everyone some spicy hashbrowns and cilantro scrambled eggs while focker and scooter run errands..  To the bike shop to cause trouble, then to dead mans pass.  Trail starts fire road, then a nice swoopy downhill section with some air time a few rocks and crash test knocks a tourist to the ground..  I almost endo and my rear wheel almost hits crash Test in the chin..  To the road, scooter leaves his shifter somewhere on the trail, so of course I use my puke-dar and find the little parts – my back is sore – excuse #??  So I let LUTC fix it up while focker and I scout ahead and find a swoopy downhill with some lauches that we rode 3 times before days end..  LUTC – mcgyver – cliff claven amazingly fix’s the scooter and we are off again..  To COCKscomb..  Behind the green door (gate) – some cool single track…. Finally..  Tight twisty, cool views…  Crash and burn launches – pics video – riding in a ditch..  To some more lame trails – to road where there was some cool launches..  Back to road we miss our turn, back on power lines, loyd bails we take the second left (should have taken the first)  leave it to me to make ASSumptions.  Stream bed rock garden – az cypress trail (quicksand)  – to OK trail – back to dawa – to road..  To trails that are according to the book “hard to find” – gee I only opened the map like 90 times today – oh map boy!!  Anyway so these trails were hard to find, hard to follow, but some interesting terrain – couple steep rocky downs – I impress everyone and we are – without a Focking doubt 50 feet from the car..   to Oak creek for Mexican eats while crash bros venture out on cathedral via budha beach..  Tour buss operator – blonde hair LLL skin.  Pajama girl – LUTC and I want to get in her pants – no literally in her pants – we are cold eating outside – focker is strangely willing to remove them for us.

Rating – Oh I forgot, I also put 2 ½ cups of saddle sores in those hashbrowns – and you wonder why I was “full”