You better have used some after this muddy ride in boringville - cow tipping town of ellington - if you shower in this town, you better not drop the soap!!. Mud wrastlers who showed up Brian (crash testII), Rich (trouble), Ken (PIT - pukemaster in training), Nach, mark (THAI - THe aerobics intructor (gay ithz implied)), keith (Lawn Boy), stu (rookie), brian (nameless), max (PB), ally (PA - ha), Diana (PMD -puke mistress di) and NFL - ME your Not-so Fearless Leader. Trouble had trouble 5 ft from the car and bailed, lawn boy couldn't keep up so he sawed off his break leaver 500 ft from the car and went home to his mower and gps, and the rest of us rode on. The route - Chips to blue, to new red to yellow to blue to 2 mile downhill cross gulf road up 5 hills and it was all downhill back to the car as PROMISED!! Nach munches a chain, PMD, PIT and myself crash hard, reallll hard. I almost take nach out on rutt hill #2. Namelss brian sticks it on the gnarly downhill. Sorry no 3 somes last night??, but good ride anyway. Rating - 4 buckets (of earthworms and dirty slimy maggots), a bit slow going and a tad short but nice technicalities - great crew!! Till next week - PukeMaster is signing off!