Those who I didnt scare away with the 14 mile 100% downhill description showed up - magic hat #9 ~ Brick, Todd, Natch, PIT, Trouble, LUTC, Crash test, PMD and myself. Tonights special a new, completely different, random backwards ass route behind the orange helmet. Up the goat trail (some good makes) almost clean, crash test manages not to fall off the cliff (this time), PMD right behind him - to the top - we wait, we wait some more.. Loyd must be having trouble, yes thats what the kids are calling it these days. Poor trouble.. Well it is the goat trail and what do you do with goats - havent I already had this discussion, well I asked lutc if he wanted to ride, next time I must be more specific.. OK sorry for the cheap shots but I was on a roll.. yup a puke sandwich... DOh DOH DOH-- To the red - out and back - bushwacky trail, but the pukecycle cleared the way, PMD gets attacked by a 30 lb bald eagle, she gives it a hair club for men coupon and it finally flies away... onward, some cool stuff - Full speed ahead, twigs snapping, can barely see the trail. PIT makes a new rule that you have to go to the back of the group if you fall (guess thats rule #1), I like it but think you should have to do a shot of quervo too!! anyway... U-turn, back up, down the yellow, craig is praying I dont crash at this ridiculouse pace, rocks, drops too much fun.. Fire road the group splits, Trouble and LUTC "ride" back to the car goat style, and trouble has trouble deciding what beer to drink first "glug glug glug - beeeelch". The rest go up yellow fire road, left on cool tightey whitey trail (I think we all left some skid marks) - ha.. PMD and craig follow me over rocks they think is the trail (the new hairpin inverted wheelie rock! we all clean), to fire roads, natch looses an eye and is now called patch. He is now in the back - blind sweeper position, we give him a stick, paint the end red with blood and let him feel his way home.. Now its all downhill to the car, down the double log trails, craig leads thinking he is on another trail (possibley nepaug), and confused, but still tearing it up.. Tech section before the wastelands was very cool, then a fast downhill back to the car, hitting those logs a hair too fast, then we found trouble climbing out of the back of LUTC's minvan.. "How was it GOING DOWN on the goat trail guys" - they were all smiles.. To bertuccis for soup (cry baby for me - WHAAAA..), 2 pies (hold the hair), drinks and a waitress that never lies.. LUTC gave us a CCstyle chemistry lesson on fuel cells and informed us that H20 will work in our gas tanks in..... a couple days.. simply by putting a couple of ping pong balls in the gas tank - try it.. NICE FOCKING EPIC RIDE ~ Crazy loop huh? Rating (4 sticks) a stick in the shoulder a stick in the eye 2 sticks in the aorta and soon you will die - had to be there - Might as well make it 5 and shove a stick up some poor mother f'ers ass ~ see ya PM PS - those of you who missed this EPIC ride, I heard there is a tool smokers anonymous meeting you might want to check out for next wed. PSS - Yo'momma so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box. Make sure you get the right box when you go digging for those bertuccis leftovers.. PSSS - Good luck in that 24 hr race everyone and remember - drink your coffee, there are people sleeping in india.