THe metric dirty bloody dozen - Seniore' P, barbie, WB - Tony (debut),
Brick, Crash II, Gutterwitch (riding a broomstick) , Rob D (D for
drops), Orange #3 steve?, Cast-away riding the santa maria (thats mark)
and me (bastard with a lactating camel back, bloody nose and hot white
sticky stuff on my shorts - phew)- thats a golf course full of brass
balls (18 for the dumb and slow) and a roof length of gutter.  Start
racing style big loop, rob D passes twice with a nice Gw cutoff.
Heckled by another (lame ass mother fing) group, SP crash brick and
myself clean the first log hill like its a piece of pavement "come on
you can do it" - " well I would hope so" pm "must be the bike".. "donut
power".    To the trials area crash more than living up to his name
tries the sea-saw (highly ridicurous dismount), and does the big drop
landing flat (NPI).  I made it half way over the saw and then realized I
was not on belay.  Bricks tatoo started bleeding as he passed the vined
pentagram area - how cool - tyler witch part III. TO the drops - good
showing - crash into the woods flats, I did a not so stylish wheelie
drop, ROB D drops both with style and.....  trembling ..  a little
f.f.f..fear, brick tries a new 45 degree angle 1/2 gainer drop - nice
effort.  Seniore'P makes the first drop (UP!!!!), I follow suit.  Cast
away is shall we say gone with the wind and we start the search.  Sp and
I do grannys loop, knife edge, break a chain, yell profanities, back to
the car we find castaway safe, sunburned and confused, drinking rum for
the vitamin C "eye mates - the winds dragged my ship into the south seas
where I was attacked by pirates and dragged behind their ship for 3
days".  "mark those shorts make you look more gay" sp. SP and I go back
and do a new "lady"short technical loop in the dark.  The rest of the
crew did 12 1/2 walls to 1/2 moon (or plumber butt trail) - barbie
cleans the first shale climb!! -  and return in one piece.  To smokey we
go - table for 7 - 6 chickens and a cow, 3 pictures, drinks and of
course some really bad conversation .  Gw "wins" $100 and has the scars
on her elbows and knees to prove it - lisa#1 would be proud! Gw -
looking to switch teams  - finds a cute large black girl with no front
teeth, actually we were all curious, sp was stranglely attracted to
every girl in the bar as per usuall.  "the tooth, you cant handle the
tooth".

Nice ride - I just had a coffee, bagel with dreadLOCKS and creamcheese,
and a dozen right guard glazed donuts and IM headed to the bathroom, for
a full 5 painfull yet rewarding flushes, that is after I remove this
greasy chainring thats stuck in my ass.

PS - Where the hell was Big Steve (NO SHOW) Edwards last night BSNS??

Water - I need water

Things to bring for the next ride - a leash for cast away, radios,
stretcher, 8 spair tubes for crash, video camera and water...