Sunday - PMD and I are planning on something local, so
chatfield holllow is the game.. Check the forum for ha has and see Jane's Posse
is heading for greyville, mainly because Ginsy will go milly vanilly on his ass
if he rides case one more time this winter..
So we decide to show up and dissapoint GI Jane with our presence.. 13.5 of us,
holy crapoly, thats alot of suckers for 27.9 degrees...Jane & kelly- together
they are Jelly - HLM & Nurse Betty (or Mally), Puke, PMD, CBS, OBD, CC, Joe
Skirt (he's the .5er), ML - MonaLila, LUTC, Clint?? I apologize, Only met you
like 17 times.. Zebra Tom.. Plus we ran into some other rag affiliates, they
were doing laps, with full face helmets... Oh and some doggies were with us too,
both carrying sex toys in case of any emergency..
So Jane is leading, almost dies 50 feet from the car on some flat ice... Left on
S-track - up up up up.. I pass GI and CBS on the steepy, jane holds a grudge for
warmth.. Next hill I punk CBS with a middle one track stand at the crux...All of
us gather at the top, Uturn back down.. GI yelling at me to get out of granny...
To FR, To viagra uphill.. Nice trail, good rock.. Bunch of takers on viagra, I
even flash it, Jane, HLM, ZT, CC..
Onward, To rock trail - Oh - We lost joe skirt, his low hem got caught in his
drive train so he had to skirt back to his truck where his sewing machine was
waiting .. Seriously hope you feel better Joe.. U turn huck - CBS, Jane, ZT -
Nice - with style..
Ledge trail - I hear some female screams ahead and behind, so OBD convinces me
to ride on.. Fun Stuff, couple takers on the pole to skinny up - Jane, Puke, ML
even got it without making TOO much noise ( but i did have my earplugs in..)..
PMD takes a wrong turn - GI nice enough to clue her in, I was happy to advance
to the #2 position - my favorite.. Pit ramp, See saw, jump - lots of takers..
End of trail, uphill to huck and gonzo ramp.. GI and z-tom hit the ramp, GI
quick huck, CBS huck to homebase slide - SAFE!!!! ML wants the ramp but several
of us convince her not to do it - its rare that we ever do this, but a good
suggestion for an entry level ramp rider - start small and build, or go big and
go home on a stretcher.. I did think for a minute that the crash page has been
pretty stagnant lately.. Ill have to extract some clits from past photo shoots..
Im sorry CLips - backspace doesnt work..
Uphill through epic double track with ice and mudd and frozen dingle berry's..
To log ride, Jane and I piggy back with ease, after all that stink finger and
glory pole practice it was a piece of cake, we even held hands... Lots of other
takers, PMD hits it, ML finally gets it, bunch of others, Ride on to pyramid up,
log ride to cut off jane, to no-where.... Back on another ledge trail past Holy
Trail, NB crashes, bends her bar, she looks miserable and wants those rubby
slippers to click and get her HOME... Back at the car in no time.. I pawn some
calenders So I can afford To buy my woman a fancy dinner at Subway, (gave her a
foot long for the occassion)..
Quotes on the ride - "I think I tend to stiffen up when I land" - PM
Good Game - Sorry if I missed someone who was there, make some noise next time -
but not too much noise..
4.5 buckets of frozen, bright yellow, and brown, bronchial snot, mixed with wild
rice, and dollar off 6" pulled Pork.. Defrost on high, and salt to taste..
Nice ride - an epic crew for 28 degrees... High of 40 my ass...
PS - If you missed this ride - you are a sally, a woosbag, a wanna be, a panty
sniffer..... Need I go on....