Day 4 - Well right now it's the end of day 4 and we just got back from eddie mstiffs where seniore P is probably gettin stiff!! We left him with a table full of hot german babes and no money (he had a bad day but still needs a challenge - more on that later). Dirty dancing is on the TV and Im about to jump off the back deck but who am I to talk with that flashdance outfit I have been sporting on the trail.. Ok so back to the ride.. Rest day - bartlet wash - Get to the trailhead with just one wrongish turn,4 wheeling the rental verhicles beating the piss out of them.. Getting ready seniore P SNAPS a seat binder bolt, relieved I find an extra bolt in my back (camel back that is).. The battle is FARRRR from over.. Ok we are watching 3's company now - much better ‘jack will you show me smomething... - anything' pretty racy for its time... Ok so back to seatpost hell.. We come up with many SCHEMES to fix the binder, and meanwhile PB CRACK's his too. Now we are FUUKED.. So big steve uses his tool (chain tool that is) to remove seniore p's broken bolt, and SP is all set (for now) with my spare nut and bolt - yup you heard right - what are friends for. I always said I would give my left nut for him.. Anyway so now we need to fix max's snaped seat collar. Options - use PMD's extra to clamp around it - didnt work and I (little did anyone know) bashed PB's seat collar into oblivion putting it out of its misery (they gave me some strange looks - like thats unusual). In the meantime we keep shuffling bikes into and out of PD's rental car. Loyd looks for hose clamps on the rental cars - no dice. Brainfart by pukemaster lets take the barecrafter clamps off the ski rack and clamps the seatpost, then LB donates the black electrical tape off his helmet - see last meshomasic recap - came in handy and we are FINALLY off. "I love it when a plan comes together". Up the entrada slickrock everyone was blown away at the highly ridiculous 3d terrain, droppoffs and 3 toilet bowls. LB with a nice wheelie drop. Loyd is caught mounting his bike over the horizon. Some nice dropoffs out of PMD and Ally!! Seniore P brakes his frame (POP!) in toilet bowl #2. He is bummed, but makes the best of it and uses the camera instead of the bike. He trots back and we chew up some more rock on the way back. I reluctantly rode down the steep rock next to the car (PMD talked me into it - this girl will kill me) - not as bad as it looks - trust me - seat meet chest!! Great ride, but short 7 miles of Play - saving energy for tomorows journey to the goldbar rim - gonzo technical, brutal awesome - supposedly see day 5 for the real deal. Oh - the rest of the crew beat eachother off today..... Transaltion I cant remember where they rode - monitor merrimac?? no that wasnt it. wash twice ride once rating - 3 bowls of soup, make that 3 bowels in your soup (floating) with some scalions, scoop it out with your hand and throw it at that gay lame ass waiter at eddie mcstiffs, im sure thats who gary really went back for DOHHHHH! (if so just to piss on him actually). Ok you can wash your hands again now. PM