First I visited MF at work (she had big blacky around her neck and
wasn't letting go) to borrow her shorty - glad I found a shirt in the
car!!! (thanks!!), Drove to lynns, detour!!!! (not for the x-terra,
HIYA-qt, OR INTEGRA) - I gave lynns parents some booze as a thank you
for being so accomodating - Ill take collections later...
I headed to the cliff early and took on the role of rope bitch. One
look at main street and I knew it was the climb for rookie (realllll
tall but doable)-bastard. I set up main street and a short 5.11? next
to careys corner. I repelled down main street to save time - a bit
scary. First up rookie on MS, First 15 feet were tough be he stuck it,
and then proceeded all the way to (2 feet) from the top (about 80 ft up)
NICE CLIMB - "the rope is not on - no gay climbing moves for you"!!
Next me on the CCwall, no hands, no feet, many pulled muscles, I came
off about 6 times but made it 10 ft from the beaners (cheated off route
to the 5.10b for a bit) - some good spider man like moves if I dont say
so myself - "I dont hear enough noise" rook.... "Fuck you" - me. Next
di on MS - she kicked butt!!, a natural - all the way up (3 feet from
the top). Next I climb MS and make it look easy - bastard. Some
awkward sections though. The guys next to us are laughing at our
conversation while di is climbing "Im letting the rope go if you don't
go home with me tonight" bastard - "OK". Rookie you owe me a dollar for
the standing stone girl (listen to me know, believe me later) remember
in front of the civic center on sat night!!! Di climbs up MS again and
makes it 2 feet from the top. Its dark, we pack up, and walk back down
- "would you believe we walked this drunk with coolers and climbing
gear" bstrd "Yes I do" strange voice from the rock..... Back to lynn's,
she danced in the flood light, drinking wine - what was your favorite
WHINE lynn??? Actually lynns favorite wine is in Di's fridge - dont
ask...
Table for 2 at wang luck dong's ...our post climb activities are
dwindling but I certainly cant complain! (by next week I will be
climbing with an ascender and eating at the sushi bar by myself).
Anyway.... I bled all over the restroom (from sniffing all that MAGIC
dust) and then we had a great meal, the place was packed, Me, Di and
roomfull of chocolate salty (see track 20 sex rhymes) fortune cookies.
The evening ended in the parking lot (again) with the chinese janitor
threating us with a mop to leave the premesis (even though we were the
only customers). Maybe he wasn't so happy about cleaning up the OJ
style bloodbath in the mens room - " It Happens", or maybe he was pissed
that I showed him up by catching flies with chopsticks, and eating them.

Good climb, rating --- take a bowl of lowmein and mix in a re-gurgitated
house special wonton for 2 with chopped up lemon zest luna bar (for
chunks) - serve warm, chilled or all-dante (like my rice, that I
apparently see the next day).

Meal gets 3 pints of type B- (on a white, cockroach infested, tile
floor) look for the little red insect foot prints next time you visit.

PM/PS thanks for dinner DD!!