A very long and special day - Roller (ROPE BITCH), figure 4, rookie
and myself (BELAY BITCH) met MF in New Paltz and headed to pete's kill
climbing area. MF was a tad late, and we were giving her till 12:30 to
show Then OFF THE LIST. Just as I was describing what she had to do in
order to get back on the list (clean the entire compound, including
bathrooms, vacuuming, DISHES, windows and mirrors), she MAGICALLY
arrived. People in this town are wierd and so am I. Queen Ally with 4
guys.... one upping her record.
Short walk to the "cliff" we are all just a LITTLE DISSAPOINTED at
first sight as the cliff was a little smaller than the sucky gym.
Hiking at the base we found some higher rocks with really cool
overhangs. Up to the top we were already pretty beat. Set up 3 ropes
(all in the wrong spot). First climb (5.bitch) was 5.11 d or something
like that, I pulled every muscle in my body to get like 1/2? way up and
rope bitch was telling mini me to give the rock a hug (I found lincolns
nose and did!). Figure 4 repelled down and tried the 5.bitch and also
found it difficult. Just as we left RB and FF, FF made it up further -
oh !! Wait a minute - we can still see you!! Ok now there gone - he
makes it up (BTW - the rope is not ON!!) - bastard.. Ok on to TRIANGLE
crack 5.8 swings your body like pendulum into the rock behind you climb
- Pretty nice. MF finds a side route but makes it later - rookie is
uneasy, RB sticks it while sweating like a pulled pork sandwich (ie pig
for you slow mother F'ers), and FF Breezes up - oh yeah I climbed it
too - thrice. This group of LESBIAN women with stolen children give
EVERYONE not just me shit within 2 seconds (I walked all over their rope
with sap soaked shoes!!). They were eyeing MF for a quick softball
player "conversion". FF LEADS urinal triangle corner crack (UTCC)
5.bastard, makes it 1/2 way up, STICKS HIS HEAD IN THE CRACK, bails and
down climbs (Very impressive FF - next time all the way up). 3rd route
- undoable - I moved it to a climb we call rookie's corner and repelled
down for the first time WOHOO! Rookie makes RC twice with style. And I
was BB belay bitch for the rest of the day. Rushing home we do some
automobile wife swapping - RB and FF take the saturn for a "test
drive". MF, Rookie and myself had a great dinner (after a strip show in
the x-terra), water, drinks, water - left our food and rookie left the
hostess my B-card (of course she called this am - offered to deliver
those doggie bags - ruf ruf!!) and drove home in the X-terra. I ended
up in SouthKILL, Rook traveled to MiddleKILL, MF went to WallyKILL, RB
went to BradleyKILL and FF was so tired he fell asleep in his car (in
durKILL) (Lead gear still attached).

Rating, well, I sure am beat today - it was frustrating, tiring and fun,
one of those im lying on the sofa but have the energy of a dead rock so
I just puke on the coffee table hoping it will be just a tad easier to
clean up than the orange shag rug below me - some good chunks.

Oh - The evening ended with MF tied up with phone wire in the back of
the xterra (on display for those masturbating truck drivers MTD), she
was last seene walking towards her the saturn dragging big blacky behind
her and uttering "that bastard". Are those wrists healing??

PS KKKKKKKKEN, KKKKKKill, KKKKKill, KKKKKill T.W.M.