When I told you after the climb party I had a double date on sunday with the
magic sisters im sure you all doubted me. Well it gets even better because
they brought 2 friends and I brought rookie along to help me with the BURDEN of
handling 4 girls (it is sunday!!).. Magic Fingers, Magic Jungle Butt (who gave
us a blue moon) , Julia (I'll work on that),
PP (or PEP picky eater pam), rookie and myself met at lynns house - late - which
was ok becuause they were busy prettying themselves up for us and were dressed
to kill (me that is). Just started to mist and we headed for the rock - setup 3
climbs and as the last rope droped it started to really rain. Ok - so we bag it,
pack up and head back to the car.
Everyone is very wet and things are going according to plan. Off to the sucky
gym in the rain. Traffic. To make things more complicated we have to bargain
with the sucky gym employee... SUCSEFULLY I might add - what a deal. Just sold
whats left of my soul (as per usuall). Some nice climbing and some not so nice
climbing. Alot of fish like flopping
but everyone had fun. Julia kicked ass for her first time. MB and PP belayed for
the first time and didn't drop eachother or ally (but close!!). I left early to
cook but I heard that MF won the bouldering contest.. Back to the alvidian
compound for chips, salsa, jerk tofu (with my "special secret sauce" as
requested by MJB), Prince Puke pork chili and a bottle of grey goose, I even
washed the chalk off my hands... THIS time!!. Jay met PP for the first time!!
Ginko - yes please. Some background chopstick music made me cook fast (so
I could shut everyone up - it worked) I was chasing ally around the house and
she was beating me off (oh - behave...) with some very small sticks. A quick
huddle in the
kitchen lead to viewing racy pics on my computer downstairs.. This recap is so
lame - sorry..(lack of alchohol). Imade the girls "work off" their debt in the
royal suite fantasy room wine cellar downstairs (pics coming soon! - many butt
prints on the mirrored walls - even a magic one) We may even have a movie coming
out soon - "Ally does dishes" -
thanks . I then kicked MF, PP, MB, and Julia out on the curb (bastard) so we
could drink, shoot some bad pool and talk about our next double triple date on
tuesday. Thank god the girls are leaving for nantucket so I can rest up!! quotes
- MF "lets use big blacky" - (from pukmaster S&M shop). MOAS "you just
left me the game".. Bastard "im drunk" PP
"can I have your squash" - as I loosen my pants - PP " yes master jon" -good
girl... MF "stick - you need a lasoo" PM "better watch what you wish for MF"
Bastard "Hey - I think your butt got smaller". - that was supposed to somehow be
a compliment?? bastard - "they talk like a bunch of women" - digging myself
deeper. MOAS "that was $2 off meat and I just put some in the chili"
Oh my head - grey goose is gone.
Rating - climb - just a dry RAINBOW heave - girls - many full buckets!! Thanks
for being good sports and making the
best of an otherwise crappy day - hope you had fun!!
Magic butt - If julia has email - send it to me and I will put her on the list,
or you can just read it to her the next time you
tuck her in....
Pics attached from the climb party - f4 mike must be a vampire or something - we
take his picture but he never shows up
- someone bring a mirror next time (and some garlic)
NEws just in - HIYA - QT nocked down a tree in the middle of the night and is in
bad shape - send rookie your
condolences. Next meal salara pancakes. You think the cd skipped when the tree
hit??? Bet you a dollar.
PM