Where the hell is the recap?........focker!!



















An epic night in the hole of a cat - giddie yup, plus a dog fight and a
beach blanket ______barbeque (im so PC). Armondo and I showed up early
to setup no sherpa kat to help me lug 75 lbs of gear to the top. So
after we did the setup I checked flormondo's shoe string webbing
technique and deemed it semi safe (for max the dog maybe - or any other
max - doh). Moas was the first to show up for his first climb ever,
then barbie, cellular girl, buns, seniore P, shake and bake and marty
(frenchie). CG cant climb for many reasons, but mainly its cellular
shoulder a new disease for people with "hearing impediments" and the
gramatically challenged - but you didnt hear that from me. She had to
make up for lost time when her cell was stolen, might need to surgically
remove this one from her ear canal.. Me first up on mind bender,
barbie belay bitch takes a cell phone call as I approach the roof, it
was important though - he was talking to the girl in the VW beetle that
is swerving all over the road (in new haven) cutting HIYA-QT off.
Barbie is a helicopter accident just waiting to happen wich gives me
more incentive not to fall off. Next - moas cleans the 5.6 golden book
in workboots during an eternal belay CG checks out his but one last
time. Barbie and FLO climb the 5.8 SNS (snm style) with ease, buns and
marty work on pegasus - CG taking plenty of bun pics of all! Marty is
suprized that we have nicknames for everyone and our bikes.... yet he
has a name for his TOASTER (frenchie)!! yikes - he will fit right in
(npi).. Speaking of fitting right in, I hope he keeps it un-plugged,
just another version of one in the oven.. Shaking on M O dead cats,
then on PEG. SEniore P too busy spear chucking earlier is worn out in
one climb. FLO - works on MB (fist jam)- thats mind bender not magic
buns.. Ok I bleed on Cat of 9 tails while charlotte picks a fight with
a bastard hound. Moas 1/3 way up the 5.8 cant get his boot in the crack
(thats a new one). Marty went up millions, ally on belay "im already
tied to the tree, do whatever you like" - or something like that.
Barbie started a small landslide almost taking out CG - "rock" was
yelled more than once this trip, I think moas yelled "four" instead.
cannon ball run to the house of buns, although I dont drive an bmw z8, I
was still able to get both of my balls to the house of buns, Shake and
I take a long cut through the slums of meriden. BBQ - how did I get
stuck as grillmaster again? I did put some special sauce on ALLL the
meat, and then smoked a cigarette. Meanwhile buns whips out a suprize 2
month belated birthday gift for mark. Its a blow up doll with 2
functional penetrations, 6 legs, wings and an asparagus sized stinger.
He called in sick today! Di shows up late and its the first time we
have all seen her in clothes the little nudist that she is.. Drinks -
food - good music - gay music - sprokets - skinny african bushmen (with
little broken buns - ally be gentle with em), un-christmas gifts (doh)
, credit cards on topless bars etc.. etc.. Momma-Di and I were the last
to leave, but barbie darted back inside (no pun here) for some 3 way
lesbian action, someone go untie him from the dog cage. Charlotte is
probably still licking that bright red lipstick off his face, those
tatooes won't come off as easy.. Too bad we had to go home and untie
the baby and miss all the action, at least seniore P left the video
camera on!


rating - 4 bowls of absolute and fruitloops and a glass of that raw,
chicken juice marinade I left on allys grille.
nice crime, lame recap - pm

OH - on my way home this am I passed a hearse with the lettering
PETERSEN on the side - this cant be a good sign - just in case im not
going to work today...

PS - I accidentally transported some matches from the house of buns,
they are really cool though, you just put the match stick in the B-crack
and it lights itself with a mini mexican bean explosion. Call the
patent office.

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you just always have to look dont you!



























































wow now thats desperation - get back to your meaningless job - im going
for a ride..pm