Oh my head - First I stopped by allys (house of elbow) dropped off my
chilli and got some of allys cookies - yes mark thats what the kids are
calling it these days. - The Players - (PD at home) Seniore' P,
shake bake and shiver, PMD, KneeThing, limp project pink gumby, Barbie
and ken (ken sort of debut - baby steps), SOb, Jen (debut) RG rainbow
girl.. Pink project ponders her first time with another women - oh go
for it - that was after eating allys cookies. Yes 0-bad conversation
and my shoes arent even on....Propeller heads CRIME ON!! We all suck!
First kenny g's new 5.10b (warmup - a dab'll do ya), skywall 5.10b
(hated it) im done, Shake climbs the 5.10b yellow like he's performing
an abortion with an electric carving knife (ie sloppy) and drunk. KT
having some blonde moments on the climbing wall, makes it half way up a
5.5 twice which equals 5.10. I show SP how to climb 5.10a green and he
makes it up (Nice!!) like fat boy slim - youve come a long way baby..
Gumby beLAYS pmd - hey hands off (she's starting already)- working on
5.9 oozing red project - makes it to the ash tray and stops for a
smoke. Barbie does some nice moves on 5.10a 1/2 way up - next time.
Jen valet's me - phew I was expecting to drop. KG cant make the party
due to a new town wide teenager curfew. PMD gets on her knees for
barbie (when I said its ok with girls I was excluding barbie!!). KT has
a harness (whisper - but its not for climbing). More great music to
come - this is no joke - I found a techno song by crystal method called
"I am your perfect knee thing - Im your huchii mamma"
Bang ON!! - Slow train to ally's elbow house. We came (twice
actually), ate, drank and my feet stank (rewind to climbing gym
disrobe). MF was busy choppin broccili and later on I served it up
tennis elbow style. Some good quotes but you'll have to read allys
fridge to see them, or just call her and she can dictate 1-900-gut-ter1
-, or gary may have taken a pic 1-900-pis-alot along with some nice
bathroom video. I left the dog alone, but the couch was another story.
Elmer fudd stories - ally I have a song for you, ozzy mix called Kill
the wabbit. PMD out of control again baffles shake and SP, then takes
me hostage and teaches me about bathroom party edicate. (see gold bar
rim recap) (oh DDC split stream recap too). Another great song - by
bush - mouth - open wide for the broccili serve. Superman shows up late
and practices his swing on the couch (glad I wasnt standing in front of
him!). We all watched. The XXXmas mix was a big hit and is available
for $9.99 at pukemaster.com (you know - for kids).

Ally - thanks for being a great hostess, mmmmmmm chicken tenders!!!!
DOH!!! Hope the elbow heals up after all that action last night! May
2001 bring you many 5.11's, phone wire and 8-speed shifters..

Rating - true story - So this elephant is constapated beyond belief.
The owner proceeds to give the elephant 20 industrial sized laxatives,
and feeds it vats of twigs and berries, crap!, still no luck, so he then
decides to give the elephant an olive oil enima (one of my personal
favorites), and the elephant looses its 200 lb load of loose diareha
sludge on the guy in one HUGE explosion (PHHHHHT!!!! Smack Smack Smack)
knocking him to the ground, he hits his head on a rock, and dies, in a
pile of dung. Next week headlines "how this cell phone got stuck up my
ass" and "S&M tricks go bad - peanut butter coated testicles + german
sheppard". Phew glad I have a cocker spaniel..

Nice Crime, great food, spec(fing)tacular drinks, bad conversation and
the finest elbow in the state!!
pm