ok, see below for some answers/clarification!!!!
ALLY^^^^

-----Original Message-----
From: jon petersen [mailto:azcycles@erols.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 2:59 PM
To: heynonny@visto.com; barbie; honey bunny; Gutter Girl; figure 4 mike;
OOT; kneething; Grabsch, Diana; Craig Rydingsward; lynn cavaliere; btb;
lisa; Mark Toce; max; roller; superman
Subject: NEXT tuesday CRIME then "Tennis Elbow" Party at Magic Fingers
House.


Ally missed us so much she wants to have a pre-xmas party at her house.
There will be Food, Ass-umedly booze, a small but willing dog
---- LEAVE THE DOG ALONE!!
and a tree
for seniore P to use (it needs water anyway).. The time?? after
climbing on tuesday say 8:30 - 9:30 or so...

some questions you may have

do I need to bring a racket or will you provide one for me
---- BRING RACKETS IF YOU WANT, BUT I HAVE PLENTY OF PADDLES IN MY
COLLECTION.

will there be mixed doubles or just an all out 6 way tag team match --
------- MIXED TRIPLES ARE PREFERRED - DUH!

oh wrong sport
----- SPORT??
do you need love to score
----- IN THIS DAY AND AGE??.... OF COURSE!

do I have to wear a cooler on my head
----- YES, OR YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN

Where is it? - 49 HIGH yup HiGH street in wallingford -oh just follow
the caravan - 50 ft from the smokey bar
----- BUT NOT AS SMOKEY!

are 2 balls enough (charlotte will play with one... dont forget)
----- YOU TELL ME!

will dirty dancing carol be there?
--- SHE'S BEEN INVITED!!! BUT SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO DRUNK AND OUT OF
CONTROL LAST TIME! IMAGINE THAT! SHE'S CONSIDERING IT, SO BE PREPARED!
will she be in a cage this time
----- NO, BUT WE CAN TRY TO CONN HER INTO GETTING INTO THE DOG CRATE???
will she be wearing clothes this time
----- ANY REQUESTS?
will anyone be in that cage with her
----- WELL IF ANYONE ENDS UP THERE, I WON'T TELL A SOUL! YOU CAN TRUST ME ON
THIS!

will it be me? (not me but you) you know what i Mean
----- SORRY JON, YOU ALREADY SCARED HER AWAY! I THINK DAN WAS HER NEXT
PROJECT!!???
are cameras allowed?
--- ALWAYS!
Whos trunk will she ride home in?
----- ????
Should I bring my latest XXX christmas mix? - ill be stoned for xmas,
jingle balls and of course santa clause has got the aids this year.. Im
dreaming of a white P____Y Too..
---- ABSOLUTELY!! DON'T FORGET "GRAMMA GOT KNOCKED UP BY A REINDEER"!
how much tequilla can I drink and not wake up behind the couch?
----- DEPENDS - WHO'S COUCH MINE OR CAROL'S???
and of course can I bring anything or just the usual bad conversation,
chalky hands and thirst.
---- WELL, LAST TIME I WAS GLAD PEOPLE BROUGHT SOME EXTRA LIQUOR, I RAN
OUT!! I'LL HAVE BEER, SOME WINE , AND SOME OTHER LIQUORS, MAYBE EGGNOG? (HAS
ANYONE REALLY HAD IT??) WHATEVER ELSE YOU WANT TO BRING - FEEL FREE!!!
OH, THERE'LL BE SOME BAD FOOD TOO....

WHos in?? Everyone?? Not showing up without a doctors note may require
public humiliation, or wore yet list removal.
---- YIPPEE - LET ME KNOW - JUST WHAT YOU NEEDED, MORE FOOD, DRINK AND BAD
XMAS MUSIC. HOW ABOUT A DANCE CONTEST???
SPEAKING OF WHICh:
JON, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD INVITE THAT GIRL SUE, OR WOULD CAROL NOT
LIKE THE COMP???!!!

This was an anonymous invite.