Ally missed us so much she wants to have a pre-xmas party at her house.
There will be Food, Ass-umedly booze, a small but willing dog and a tree
for seniore P to use (it needs water anyway).. The time?? after
climbing on tuesday say 8:30 - 9:30 or so...

some questions you may have

do I need to bring a racket or will you provide one for me
will there be mixed doubles or just an all out 6 way tag team match --
oh wrong sport
do you need love to score
do I have to wear a cooler on my head
Where is it? - 49 HIGH yup HiGH street in wallingford -oh just follow
the caravan - 50 ft from the smokey bar
are 2 balls enough (charlotte will play with one... dont forget)
will dirty dancing carol be there?
will she be in a cage this time
will she be wearing clothes this time
will anyone be in that cage with her
will it be me? (not me but you) you know what i Mean
are cameras allowed?
Whos trunk will she ride home in?
Should I bring my latest XXX christmas mix? - ill be stoned for xmas,
jingle balls and of course santa clause has got the aids this year.. Im
dreaming of a white P____Y Too..
how much tequilla can I drink and not wake up behind the couch?
and of course can I bring anything or just the usual bad conversation,
chalky hands and thirst.

WHos in?? Everyone?? Not showing up without a doctors note may require
public humiliation, or wore yet list removal.

This was an anonymous invite.