THe dirty dozen, make that a bakers 1/2 dozen make that the not so magnificent 7 - oh who cares.. PMD, BTB, shake, seniore'P, Myself, and hmmm lets see who else.. OH ... PD showed up to (Package deal - MF&PB). PMD cleans many a 5.9 with StYle! BTB works on 5.12 in the projects (close!!), and new 5.12 blue arrett from hell (close!!). Talks of beating off on the holds when climbing up??? "pet the monkey, the monkey's nice to you" GJ.... BTB is a true vulgarian - welcome aboard... I started with 5.12 blue, again, again again - next time didn't make one crime. Shake - nails 5.10b, new 5.10ish red (off once), misses 5.11 slab. PB looses some skin on 5.1 black corner (someone added a zero!) - ha - almost makes it though. MF how was the 5.11c blue? It kicked my ass on tuesday. Seniore P cleans 5.8's and works on 5.9's "go up", "match", "stick it" etc... BTB - to the gypsy bar in NH (maybe we'll join you next week), PD keeps climbing and the rest for an epic trip to the smokey bar. Food beer drinks yadda yadda yadda. Seniore'P during one of his many trips to the bathroom snags some girls with
the triple hooks. You need a stick. Many girls stop by and sit at our table to meet the "prime climb table". The ownertold us of many admirerserererss.. (why try to spell it?) Let see Shake spills the beans about PMD and I - big news -was top secret. Good thing shakes dad is a diamond dealer. THanks. Shakes talks about Ivy - lets hope its not poisonivy, or he'll be shaking, baking and itching. MIght want to dress up as a huge bottle of calamine lotion for halloween.
OK things get ugly and a biker gang drives through the bar leaving some donuts on the floor, which I try to eat but PMDholds me back. MORE news about PMD - she is a lesbian - it a good thing Im a lesbian trapped inside a mans body... OK - wosh wosh wosh, some knife juggling and three clicks of the magic finger slippers and Im home.

Rating - So this guy in brand new mercede's parks in the handicapped spot and is clearly perfectly healthy, so (standingup for the handicapped) I yell many profanities at him, and proceeds to throw his stub of a leg at me in haste.... so sorrymister bond.... OOPS.... take 5 buckets of those appendages, thats the rating for last nights climb. Hey lets melt them
down and make some climbing holds.... Where do I come up with this sh!t!?!? oh throw some of that in the bucket too.

Nice crime - PM