Lucky numbers 5.7+, 5.8, 5.10a, 5.11, 5.11+,5.12... Ok - lynn#3 dissed
us for a new climber amy (thigh diver) who would rather be on the road,
with PB?? or a harley, im not sure... Ok so PB, MF, shake, spinning
lynn, TD, barry, pmd and myself climbed till the bones in our fingers
were showing through like a bad episode of tales from the crypt. Shake
gets a new name 5 seconds after meeting TD - (boner), or boner belay
bitch. Thats what she calls all the guys I bet. "bon-er I dont even
know her".. L3 having trouble getting over the roof of red white
checker needs some help from MF. L3 alias george OTG, or spinner
(although she doesn't bike), looking for falic holds on the slab, while
amy TD, looks for a bucket of kentucky fried chicken type holds (breasts
and thighs) Shake makes it 1/2 way up 5.10a, 5.11, and works on the new
nemi 5.11 red or #11 red. Yes mark its just you and me climbing, since
I just climbed its your turn - boner... Di shows up so now its shake di
bastard di shake di di die die die - I listened to evil mix today. MF
makes the 5.10c from hell coming off just 2 or 3 or 10 times. PB nails
3 climbs but would much rather be on the pavement then the 5.9 orange
nemesis.. I finally nail the 5.11 blue, and dab twice on the 5.12, and
made a scene on the 5.10a limey, 5.11 yellow is going down next time.
"di is cooking me dinner tonight" bstrd "is that what the kids are
calling it these days?" shake "wosh wosh wosh" new "quickie" move
"cooking" technique.

Rating, 5 buckets of the kernels best, fat soaked, deep fried chickens
(some still twitching)!!

ps thanks for "dinner" PMD