Sunday - 9 am - PMD's house - ring ring - its shake and bake already
making excuses about bailing due to cold temps and icy road
conditions.. "mark im standing outside right now in a T-shirt, and will
be climbing in 55 degree weather in 2 hours are you going to be a totall
woos and bail??"..... all right Ill go... So I had to stop at the
donut shop for fuel, and met The Spinners, an SOB, DJ Coffee - E (thats
shake and bake or mark or columbus) and his little woman (hairy D)
DOH!! Long hike, no honey bunny parking.. Its HOT, on the way up we
see Barry leading the 5.2 access trail on the small cliff - sarah the
dog stepped on his hands (along with the rest of us and we continued
onward).. I gues he never made it to the top!!?? Focker couldnt make
it because he spent the night in jail for peeing on drunken lesbian
nuns.. OK - the climb highlights - I warmed up on 11c enforcer - 1/2
way up to flop flop flop - everyone was happy.. Mark missed the route
on his rope but still managed to climb a 5.6ish clean, then the other
5.7 clean, shaking like an alchololic at betty ford, but clean. Hairy D
- following in DJ - C's footsteps grabs the boulder like a 5 year old
with her teddy bear, but finally makes it half way up one of the
5.7's.. SOB - serrendipity corner, then 11c.. Gary spent most of the
day on enforcer, then moved some ropes and climed a 10 where he pulled
off a chunk of rock and threw it at some frenchies - cant we all just
get along.. Actually I would have finished the climb with that little
35 pound rock in my left hand - it was only a 5.10 right.... So I try
the arrett climb with the rope moved, flop up the 9 section and make the
10 section (barely).. Nice route, too funny, I thought I had another 20
feet to go so I looked up and the beaners were 12 " above my head..
Lots more flopping on 11c for gary and I - I "rainbowed up" to the crux
and at least flopped through it once.. Janet did all the routes with
ease... J also made a cool belay move - when your partner is on the
edge you switch from ATC to gree gree... Had to be there.. Anyway Nice
climb. PS Barry quit climbing and is selling all his gear - anyone
interested please email him!!!!


Rating - Sorry I cant top the last one - here you go - it lesbian Free
rating week

You go scuba "diving" with Britney Spears and one of her silicone
breasts explodes and shoots both of you to the surface (50 feet above)
in 2 seconds. After you are rushed to her private decompression
chamber, where you are stuck for 10 hours (or you will die), you realize
that she had a brochilly, black bean, swiss cheese, sour craut, corned
beef and cabbage sandwich and she is now practicing a new song - sing it
britney - PHHHHT - "OOPS I farted again..." The farts are so bad that
her other lump of silicone jumped out of her chest and is pounding at
the little round window to escape.. You decide a quick death by cranial
implosion would be more tollerable than spending more time with that
flat chested smelly virgin pop singer..