Someone must have Peed in DJ-cofee-es java because he had to use the
"when she said gym - I think she meant fitness center" highly
ridiculouse excuse.. So Focker and I went through all our excuses not
to climb (I wont bore you) and drove to wallyworld donut-less anyway.
Dumpster spot with $3 parking attendant chuck. Dr Jennie (or DR J for
short) was concerned that I was coughing up blood, mainly because she
doesnt want my TB. Dr J, is then fiddling with garrys harness (he will
do anything for action).. No im not speaking from "first hand"
experience.. Anyway, I warmed up on the new pink project - FLopathon (I
get dissed by dan!).. Gary showed me up and flopped a little less.. Dr
J keeps getting dissed on her yellow rope and gives up.. I flop hard on
the 5.12 green, nocking this lady down several times like a bowling pin
(she loved every chalk cloud minute of it).. Thank god FOcker has a
greegree because there are too many hand warmers for him to
concentrate.. Focker misses both nemesis biege "never climbing it
again", and checkered breast (floppy breast). I miss the 5.12bc once
again, but convince focker its an 11 so he tries it and makes it 1/2 way
up!! I finished with my hand flailing about the pink project.. Focker
WISHES he was the scorpion that never sweats as its his most famouse
excuse. "well tonights climb was actually ok - I did figure out some
problems" - "personal problems?" - "yes".. No smokey bar - there is a
first for everything - hope they stay in business..

Rating - Just one unidentifiable solid mass of carmelized flesh
surrounded by blood and dark brown bronchial flem that I just coughed up
with so much enthusiasm, it is now hanging their, splattered, on my
otherwise spotless bathroom mirror, looking like an alien baby from the
x-files. I would clean it up, but we have people for that now, and they
are coming.... To clean... NExt week - that is if I dont smear it on a
piece of toast and have a nourishing breakfast in the am..

Nice Climb PM