Actually I gave out diapragms for x-mas, I figure its every girls
dream.. Anyway - the climb - FOcker couldnt make it because he has the
BOOBonic Plague - that he supposedly got from lauren - who got it from
me (probably because she was bouncing on my ball).. Well by
Toburpulosis is finally gone so - I met DJ coffee, Barbie, Jeannie (DR
J), PMD and sarah. Barbie is back in action - he hasnt been climbing in
a while because his right hand has been BUSY, no he can make up for lost
time and flop up 5.8+'s, just like he did 6 months ago.. DJ coffee
Makes the light blue 5.8+ clean in the back room, Dr J and Barbie flop
at the same spot on yellow nemesis 5.8+. I flop on the old 5.11+ white
for the first time - gotta be some missing holds excuse. Dave wants to
belay me with 2 allen wrenches in leiu of an ATC because he is the gym
manager and I should trust his 13 lucky years of climbing experience..
New Biege is a bitch - every move equally painfull, I flop once - dam..
PMD tries to climb but her pinky hurts when she does this "insert
stroking motion here".. "yeah me too"... Yes last year I broke her toe
for new years this year her pinky - whats next - hmmmm.. Sarah did
well with expert advice from me and di - GO UP, stand up, reach up..
Barbie actually climbed pretty good and cleaned some 5.8's with style
and very little barn door action. Time to leave, I am disrobing and
taking a sip out of my coffee when I feel something in my mouth that is
much bigger than a coffee ground, so I filter it out with my teeth, pull
it out with my fingers and its a beetle. So I flick it at jeannie and
ponder when the beatle could have snuck in my coffee.. Hey, WAIT a
minute, I didnt even bring in a coffee today.. . GROSS.. TO smokey bar
Smokey bar - Table for 4 - 4 chicken sandwiches, drinks and of
course that bad conversation that is the only reason barbie made the
trip up.. I forgot to tell you that everyone got the new 5.13a
green!!! No joke!! the gym was packed - did you see that group of
people that looked like they were on some sort of bus trip? - Oh you
mean the group of 10 people sitting on top of eachother on the couch,
eating lunch out of brown paper bags - yes them... The bartenders were
desperate to make us drinks - so reluctantly we gave in had another
round.. Talks of surfing, working, not skiing, gay songs that focker
puts on his mix's and of course "the team".

Nice crime - sorry I missed your email barry - Rating - just one small
cup of dunkin donuts coffee filled with beetles, your so tired you have
to drink it, and god knows whats in that boston CREME donut that your
about to eat - I hear they use diapragm drippings when they run out of
filling.. Sorry but its true..
pm